Thursday, February 05, 2009

Open letter to retailers

Your recent sales are in a slump. May I offer a suggestion as to why?

The high for today is 26 degrees. This morning the cold wind brought tears to my eyes and made me feel like my Northface winter hat did not exist. Or if it did exist, it must be made of see-through material and not wool lined with fleece. And you are selling this crap:
Tshirts, polo shirts, and swimsuits, Old Navy! I don't know about most people, but when I buy new clothes I want to wear them POST HASTE, not in 4 months. So, yeah. I don't feel all that sorry for you. Why don't you sell something I can wear now instead of all kinds of jaunty tissue-weight tshirts?


Kevin said...

I was at the mall over the weekend and thought I'd buy a new winter jacket. Too bad all the stores were selling shorts!