The joys of living with a boy

Me: How do you sit in your man chair after you come home from the gym all sweaty?

Mike: Oh, yeah. I'm disgusting. I shouldn't do that (Gets up, sits on coffee table)

Me: I'm thinking the butt-sweat situation might be worse over there. I mean, I'm just guessing.

Mike: I'll go get the cleaning spray.

Me: Good call